![]() Teacher: Did your parents help you with your homework? Student: Because you always ask us for the answers. Student: Sir! I think we need a new teacher. Student: Is Bubbles a good name for a hamster in Mexico? New teacher please! So please keep your questions to the topic! ![]() Student: Is Bubbles a good name for a hamster? Student: Sir, you put him to sleep so YOU can wake him up. Teacher: Shohag, please wake up your friend next to you. So I’m waiting for it to settle down first! Wake him up Student: My dad says that the world is changing every day. Teacher: It is clear that you didn’t study for your Geography test. Teacher: Shohag, show me where Africa is on the map. Student: I already have another rabbit at home. Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and 2 rabbits, and 2 more rabbits. Teacher: Because when she said “I don’t know”. Teacher: Shohag, did you copy Danika’s exam paper? Teacher: I agree, but that is the lowest grade I can give you. Student: Teacher, I don’t think I deserve 0% on this test. Student: Because all the good ones Argon. Teacher: Why do people make such bad chemistry jokes? Teacher: Does anyone know a good joke about Sodium? Student: Yesterday you said that the chemical formula is H to O! Chemistry joke about Sodium Teacher: Who can tell me the chemical formula for water? Student: Good! Because I didn’t do my homework. Student: Teacher, you wouldn’t punish me for something I didn’t do, right? Student: I made the paper into a paper plane, then somebody highjacked it! Innocent student Student: Because my mom won’t give me any money. Teacher: If I gave you $2 and your mom gave you $1, how many dollars would you have? Student: Thank you sir! I hope you will print the question papers at my uncle’s printing shop again! $2 + $1 = $2 Teacher: Well done Shohag! You got 100% on your test. Student: Sir, looks like my counting is also bad. That’s why I told you to copy the sentence 10 times! Student: He only became a dad when I was born. Student: No sir, but I felt bad seeing you stand alone. Teacher: This class is so bad! All dumb people stand up! Student: Abraham Lincoln was 10 years old Dummies stand up Student: Sir, it’s because we have the same dog. Teacher: This is exactly like your brother’s essay! Teacher: Where is your essay about your dog? Student: Because school is only 6 hours a day! Same dog Teacher: Shohag! Why are you sleeping? You should sleep for 8 hours every day. Student: Someone with the bad habit of talking while other people are sleeping! Teacher: What is the definition of a lecturer? Student: It might be wrong but you asked me how “I” spell it! Definition of a lecturer Student: Because there is a “mile” before the first and the last letter. Teacher: What is the longest word in the English language? Student: Unfortunately time also kills all its students. Student: But you never let us sleep in class! MATHS Teacher: I’ll always encourage you to follow your dreams! Teacher: Well, you only have your shelf to blame. Student: Yesterday a book fell on my head. Teacher: (Interrupting student) No, no, no! If you start with “I” the following word should be “am”. ![]() Student throws book to the front of the class. Teacher: Whoever gets my next question right may go home. Student: Hello, Shohag can’t come to school today. Teacher: (Picks up the telephone) Hello, Eric speaking. Teacher: A train goes “chew chew” and a teacher goes “Spit that gum out!” Parent phone call Teacher: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? Student: (Laughs) Obviously the past tense! Difference between a teacher and a train ![]() Difference between a teacher and a trainĪ new student arrives at class so the teacher asks him some questions. ![]()
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